HOMEMADE GATORADE: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

 The following  recipe  is gauranteed to "rock" , with very little to no scientific testing we have developed a drink not unlike gatorade and seven times more effective at handling your bodies needs. "Its unbelieveable" says a satisfied athlete, " I can't believe you guys have figured it out, I thought no one could create such a scientific drink, all those ads with the testing of those guys on treadmills  with pipes in their mouths is amazing and you guys have made it with none of that stuff".

Recipe

Salt - Punch of

Oranges- 1/2 dozen

Water - 1.5 ltr

Instructions

1. Carefully combine Salt, Oranges and Water together in a large container of water.   

2. Stir the fuck out of it.